THE BASSET HOUND RULES
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1 - The Basset is not allowed in the house .
2 - Okay, the Basset is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3 - The Basset is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4 - The Basset can get on the old furniture, but has to stay off the new couch.
5 - Fine, the Basset is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6 - Okay, the Basset is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7 - The Basset can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8 - The Basset can sleep under the covers by invitation.
9 - The Basset can sleep under the covers every night.
10 - Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Basset.